I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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