Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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