Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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