Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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