i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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