im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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