Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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