i barfeds in our rink
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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