69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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