mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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