fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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