she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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