I wish i was in the wii world.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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