BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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