Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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