He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you win again, gameday.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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