How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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