and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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