Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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