Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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