i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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