How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
my nose is crying tears of wow.