I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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