Sry I called you an 8
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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