so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im holly from the hills drunk
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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