i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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