i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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