Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
look no pants
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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