U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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