So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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