Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
no you cant smoke seaweed
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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