So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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