I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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