Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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