So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
