Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he puts the penis in happiness.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Girls should come with a carfax report
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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