I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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