physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Drunk is not a location!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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