She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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