Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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