Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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