Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
grandma shit on top of the toilet
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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