i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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So much Jack, so little girl.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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