I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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