Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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