i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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