Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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