Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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