Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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