Sry I called you an 8
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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