oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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