First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
