I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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