I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
