Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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