road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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