He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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