He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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